Overtly sexual candy bar

For a quick dessert last night we went to M Point which is pretty much like a 7-11. We wanted Snickers; they had none.

They did, however, have this candy bar:

Beng-beng MAXX

Maximum pleasure

Is it a candy bar, or a condom?

Tesla ridiculousness

I'm keeping a running count of all the ridiculously nice cars that I've seen in Vientiane. A Lamborghini, a couple Ferraris, an Aston Martin... And now this spanking new Tesla.

Why get such a nice beautiful car when you're more than likely to (a) get in a car accident or be scratched by a passing scooter, (b) drive on dirt roads that are everywhere throughout the city, and (c) never go faster than 35 mph ?!? 

And, as Nick pointed out, 'where are you going to charge it ?!'

McDonalds blue sauce

Nick ordered French fries from the McDonalds in Udon thani (Thailand).

Is blue dipping a thing in the states too ?

Lamborghini aka poor life decisions

Lamborghini being driven/ imported into Vientiane. I do not understand this at ALL. Half of the roads in the city are dirt, and the other half are covered in dusty dirt. And the drivers here (really in all of Asia) SUCK. Every car rental we have has bumps and bruises from accidents or someone hitting us or scooters running into the side of the car.

Which begs the question: why would you ever bring this car into Laos? 

I hate the Pizza Company

The Pizza Company is an Asian chain which has Domino's- like pizza (ie thick crust with weird gimmicks... ). I actually kind of hate the pizza here

Nick likes the pizza though, and on Friday we joined a couple of the guys there. I got the 'salad bar' option, which really just means I paid 35,000 kip ($4) to eat a couple pieces of broccoli and carrot. The bowl they give you is TINY and you only go up once (something they don't tell you till after you go up)